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Best Resume Ever
By admin | December 14, 2007
As someone who has read more than her fair share of real, insane resumes, I couldn’t help but laugh at this guy’s. A few highlights:
1955-1970. Lawyer, Dallas, Texas
Reason for Leaving: Unlawful Interference by the FBI
and…
The FBI had a couple beat me up in a supermarket because I wanted to buy food to eat.
The guy who runs the site is correct when he says that it gets a little repetitive after the first page or two. Of course, it might be more readable if it didn’t start to slip into handwritten text after the first page or so.
What would you do if you got this resume? I know what I would do. I would invite him (or her) in for an interview!
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